We know that meth can mess you up, but everything in this story from the Dothan Eagle screams FLORIDA!
The location: Sneads, Florida
The names: Matthew Tyler McDaniel, Damian Joseph Hines, Madison Star Douglas
The drug: Meth
The story: Three Floridians, high on meth, are found by a newspaper delivery person. They are screaming for help saying they are being attacked. After call to 911 and a visit by law enforcement, the attackers are found to be imaginary but the damage the meth heads have done is not.
Chunks of sheetrock, wood, firearm parts and anything they could tear out of the residence was thrown outside, including the toilet, which was ripped from the floor.
They also threw a bathroom sink at the imaginary attackers.
Hat tip to Matty G for letting us know about this great story.